Laura is a bright-eyed, bushy tailed second year and self-confessed soft southerner from Bath. A stereotypical Arts student, she goes blank at simple maths equations and has her cleverer friends decipher her bank statement. She has a pretentious taste for French nouvelle vague movies, and wants to be just like Jean Seburg in Jean-Luc Godard’s ‘Breathless’. But with a better accent. As a career she would like to be mean and satirical in exchange for money - essentially Charlie Brooker's job.
Aspires to be... present and sober in all tutorials. This shall happen.
Spent the summer: in the Lake District getting blisters, working as a secretary pretending to be in Mad Men, and writing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Couldn’t live without... guacamole and earmilk.
A day well spent would be: an excess of optimism.
How do you take your tea? Minted.